| Saturday, October 11th, 2003 |
| 1:47 am |
visit
go and visit pooponshoe hes the coolest cat in the crib dawg and oh what a hot comodity he is wowzers on live journal |
| 1:28 am |
oh what a sexy bitch iam
today i worked in the prodouche department it was great. i went to school but first i brushed my teeth and i think i took a shower no i didn't i took one before work at 1:00 pm then after i brushed my teeth i got ready for school by washing my face and fixing my oh so pretty curly locks then i drove to school with my loushouse pack of cigs, then i went to my two classes on monday wed and friday, then i ate lunch with the oh so sexy jenny then i drove home played ps2 with my hombre fred then i took a shower then i played with the fruits and veggies and faundled the melons and squeezed the grapes and cut the cheese and at esome veggies and fruits and played with the fruits somemore but then magically it was ten ocklock so off to the party where i watched a bunch of crazies get crazy then i took fredday home and now iam here type type typeing away at what seemed like an endless day in the hey how are you jack fine thanx how are you idont really know right now but i really had to pooo yes it went away hopefully it'll come back another day |
| Thursday, October 9th, 2003 |
| 11:38 pm |
what i did today
i pooed, i peeed, i fished, i got some learnin, i fished some more, i didn't woopie but thought about it, i worked, i smoked, i saw the love of my life, i got tickets to halloween horror night's and a hotel room, then i worked somemore, then i saw one hot heather gail, then a mellisa gail, then a freddy gail, then a custmoer's gail, then a jarod gail, then a an i got a devita baby hey hum you like that wacha cha cha cha cha chaaaaaa rabada badda |
| Tuesday, October 7th, 2003 |
| 9:34 pm |
"i'm not going to keep this comment up for people to read. i'm just too damn lazy right now to email you because i just can't sign on to aol anymore. i'm just letting you know that you have no idea why i did it, and you won't. want to know why? because i don't even know why i did it. i don't even know why i agreed. i know a lot of other things. like what? like the fact that i know it was wrong, and that it was dumb and childish, and that i'll be staying away from a lot of people for awhile. that you don't know me. that you don't know how i feel about anything. that i really need help. that in a year i'll be gone. that i hate this fucking place. that people just need to leave me the fuck alone. fuck it. i'm done."(from mellisa) "this is what melisaa writes to me that cannot be read on live journal" sincerely bilbogaggins |
| 1:08 am |
oh well
another day another dollar at pay mis comes in to work today, prezooooombably having no remorse i tell yah one day iam just going to shit my pants and throw my phecies at the customers. customer service sux a big fat one bling bling bushwa |
| Monday, October 6th, 2003 |
| 12:50 am |
egg throwers.com
wow to my astonishment there leak's another idiot in palmetto actually two. |
| Tuesday, September 16th, 2003 |
| 11:48 pm |
well
i feel this weird kinda uncomfortable feeling i think its gass but iam not sure. it feels like i failed but iam not sure at what or what it is i failed. maybe my english cause fing heathers always on my case what the fuck is her problem i think she needs to get some emotional psyco therapy help or something. well i have to poo again its like the third time in two hours i hope nothings wrong bu byye |
| 12:45 am |
ah cah pooo
any who school started its funner than a barral of monkeys and a cow prod please poo your pants when reading its the funnest stuff any ways bubbye |
| Monday, September 1st, 2003 |
| 2:29 am |
aaaahhhhhh
said to much dont know what to say anymore aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh |
| Saturday, August 30th, 2003 |
| 7:57 pm |
fuck everyone
quit reading my journal, everyones ass clowns, including you willyyyy wonka, take that, and that and that and that and that, and ronny saw fred naked just now except if your reading this at 8:00 pm zero seconds but thats impossible caus its already 8:01 so there queers p.s. what ev now i saw freds naked ass oh shit he had pants on and fred has a small penis except that he said he was a taking a cold shower evan though the mirrors were all steamy. |
| Friday, August 29th, 2003 |
| 1:57 am |
and still
don't hate me case iam beutiful, cause you yeah you think iam the hottest thing on the porch wih the fiery red rose and the tulips not the regurl kind either the ones with the purple stems and pink flamingos do't tread on me funnyface |
| Wednesday, August 27th, 2003 |
| 12:09 am |
attention
my life doesn't revolve around live journal so melissa please just call me jon not sneakysneak or bilbobagins. it was a funny joke but we shall digress now shouldn't we. no offance it was very hummorous but your friends are assclowns. i gues cause half the time they hung up the phone they realized how much they couldn't keep up with the magnifescent mr. hendrix. oh well another day another dollar. |
| Friday, August 22nd, 2003 |
| 1:35 am |
Me Dia
Well i: worked, played, woopied the love of my life, smoked cigs, ate subway, sat on my ass, got an education somewhat, got poofied on, left the front door open on accident, won five dollars, took out the trash, did a little of this, did a little of that, smoked some more cigs, worked a little bit harder, ate some raw veggies, got my money for selling one of my guns, deposited pay-check and cashiers check, looked at a scooter, read some poetry, listened to some poetry, made googly eyes at my wife, woopied some more, hung out at the baggins convention at bagend west of the shire, and pooped four times at work. good night, love jon |
| Thursday, August 21st, 2003 |
| 12:33 am |
oh
today i saw the starting line on mtv2 i saw them in concert with my good friend melissa they that kid still looks queer evan on tv i gues mtv can't work magic |
| 12:29 am |
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| Sunday, August 17th, 2003 |
| 4:05 am |
Wowzers
Today was fun: i tried to keep fred from not getting beaten up, i got hammered, i drank, i kneeboarded for the first time, i pooped at home, i think i might have farted, i worked at the queer ass place albertsons, i ran around with country folk, i rode on a jet ski, i played with a derringer, i didn't see the love of my life, i watched over a drunk friend for like an hour, i fed my dog, i accomplished to annoy customers, i didn't masterbate but iam thinking about it now, i hung out with friend's tonight, i came home to a father who was sleeping on his lazy boy and now iam going to bed. NNNNIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTT! !!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Friday, August 15th, 2003 |
| 1:40 am |
Anyone who reads this please i beg you
please it would bring me great pleasure to know that my nikis ok. So here's the news. Nick broke up with his girlfriend and i'll tell you what he attracted to Jennifer lopez and justin timberlake so if anyone reads please please i beg of you go to "nickaston" (thats his live journal screenname) and give him a few words of encouragement. he needs our support more than ever in these terrible times please please someone help do us a favor and look out for our local nicki. P.S. this is no joke i am dead serious just say anything to him he needs our help. |
| Monday, August 11th, 2003 |
| 3:02 am |
yeah
my life is pittyful i stay up till three in the morning adding friends to my friends list iam one sick fuck of a man "and the world turns" another day in the life of jon hendrix ooooooohhhhhh somebody is there help if so email me oh please oh please its a crying shame iam such an attractive young buck while my steed jenny slumbers i write that i need a life but i really dont you envy me but i wont darest awake the dreamer who dreams the dreams. |
| 2:04 am |
abadah
these crazy thoughts of things i think like running naked with the sheep and golden monkeys with silver bells will crowd the streets and make a smell but the fox that sits on the throne with dance with glee just give him a bone and then the donkeys with purple fur will eat the snow cones and say bbuuuuuuurrrr dont you think its funny when the snow cones were yellow thanx to ben well the bed is calling with much haste dont you think i shouldn't waste my time to sit and clackety clack away this is turning out just as gay as the boy who sat on the hay with the clay as he lay in putrid of his dismay that he mmmmaaaaaayyyy never pppplllllllllllllllaaaayyyyy iiiinnnnn theeee hhhhhhhhaaaaayyyyyy cause hes gay and i'll tell yah no way is little gay really gay but is he ok cause iam left in dismay hhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyy |
| 1:52 am |
ABAH DDDDDDAAAAAAAHHHHH
as i sit i try to think what comes out of this ink i remember waking up bright sunny days and time filled up cartoons and laughter those were the days i am only twenty years of age i feel left out and time layed waste god is counting with much haste |
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